I Go To Seek A Great Perhaps.
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Left Swing: Kick your feet really hard.
Every inch higher you go, imagine it’s another 100 miles away from here.
Middle Swing: Get a cup of lemonade and it your happy ass down.
Don’t step on the flowers. They’re having a nice day too.
Right Swing: Sway your feet lightly.
Wrap your fingers in the chains, and remember; you’re not even as cold as the steel. 
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men took my little pony away from us girls so us teen girls are takin pro wrestling fuck yall just try n stop us


have fun fetishizing the shit out of *real life* celebrities. it actually makes the people who sexualize the shit out of children’s cartoons seem normal.

did you just imply being attracted to actual real human males isn’t normal but wanting to fuck cartoon horses is

I need to reblog this again because it still makes me laugh

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