*texas gets a fucking centimeter of ice*
OKAY OKAy guys„, calm down„ , we must stay calm NEVERMIND EVERYONE PANI C SHut down thE SCHOOLS THE ROADS EVEN THE WHOLE FUC KING STATE THIS IS THE END OF LIFE AS WE KNOW IT.! 30 DEGREES???? ?? nO. texas must be HOT VERY HOT ALL THE TIME no snow NO SNOW ALLOWED!! ! everyONE STAY THE FUCK INSIDE WE WILL SURVI V E the A P O C A L Y P S E
*texas gets hit by tornadoes*
ANYBODY WANNA FLY KITES?!
Fiona Goode and Cordelia Foxx
"I have half a mind to enchant the locks after you leave."
"Don’t make me drop a house on you."
The Sacred Taking is a ritual used in times of crisis to ensure the survival of the coven.
Me reacting to almost everything in the AHS fandom.
"I just didn’t get Asylum."
"Asylum was boring."
"… But what was the point of the aliens?"
"Isn’t Fiona just like Constance and Jude?"
"I couldn’t watch Asylum because Taissa wasn’t in it."
"Tate and Violet are like the most perfect couple."
"Tate would be the best boyfriend. I don’t care what he did."
"I only watch the show for Evan Peters."
Justin Bartels - Impression (2012)
This is the best thing on the Internet. We undress everyday and it shows us how confined we are. Those imprints show how uncomfortable we are throughout each day just to impress other people. We create prisons in our own clothes. We are a prisoner in a socially constructed idea of what is beautiful. (via asanaambitions)
this doesnt even need a caption… every girl knows what this is…
i will never not reblog. its too accurate
wait do girls really go in those weird half standing positions and stand on their heads type deal???